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For those who don’t know dirt—but want to grow like a pro.

Nincompoop Soil is our no-fuss, all-in-one blend of triple mix, nutrient-rich compost, and natural mulch, designed for gardens that thrive without the guesswork. Whether you’re planting flowers, veggies, or just trying to impress your neighbors, this mix does the heavy lifting. It feeds your plants, improves soil structure, holds moisture, and suppresses weeds—all in one scoop.

Perfect for new garden beds, top-ups, or anyone who wants lush results without overthinking it.

Smart soil, with a silly name.